Magic and Science Ch. 2

{At the guild}

"Hey, Bisca," Mirajane smiled as she approached the green haired gun mage and her daughter, "guess what? I heard that there's a fortune teller in a tent not too far from here."

"A fortune teller?" Bisca Connell looked up.

"Sounds fun~." Asuka Connell smiled.

"I heard she can tell you your future." Mira smiled. "She can tell you about your future job, where you'll end up, and even who you'll end up marrying." the last part peaked someone else's interest. "Want to come check it out with me?"

"Sure." Bisca smiled and stood up.

"Juvia will come as well." Not too far away, Juvia Lockser stood up with a grin. 'Perfect! This could be the perfect opportunity for Juvia to learn more about her life with Gray-sama!'

"Oh, Juvia, you're still here?" Mira chirped. "I figured you'd gone off on a mission or something with Gray."

"Of course Juvia's here." Asuka smiled. "It's not like she'd be dead or anything, right?"

The four girls then left the guild hall.

~~

(Sometime later}

"Yup. This seems like the place." Mira said. The four girls currently stood in front of a small orange tent out in the middle of the forest. True to the white haired waitress's word, the walk was less than an hour long.

"Hello? Any fortune tellers here?" Bisca asked as she approached the tent.

"Come in. Come in." Inside, a woman's voice replied. The girls all turned to look at each other, and entered the tent one by one.

~~

The tent was certainly a lot bigger in the inside than it was on the outside, as the four had plenty of room to walk around and stretch. All round the inside of the tent, candles and incenses lit the tent in a warm glow and filled the air with a sweet scent.

"Have a seat." At the other end of the tent, a certain red haired harem girl sat at one end of a circular table. In the center, a crystal ball sat on a tiny pillow in the center of the table. The girls walked over to the table and sat down around it.

"I am Rosa the Great." Rosa Scott introduced herself. "With my vast knowledge of the art of magic, I see all, and I know all."

"Cool~!" Asuka cooed.

"Now," Rosa looked among the four, "who will go first?"

"Ooh! Juvia will go first!" Juvia immediately rose her hand up. "Juvia wants to know about her life! Who will Juvia marry? Will he have spiky black hair? Blue eyes? Ice-Make magic?"

"Whoa, whoa, easy there." Rosa smiled nervously. "Allow me to consult with my crystal ball." She then put her fingers to her forehead, began concentrating on her crystal ball, and began saying a small chant.

*Whee-woo*

"According to the crystal ball...................." Rosa said, "............ the love of your life WILL eventually confess their true feelings to you......."

"Yes!" Juvia cheered.

"However," Rosa went on, "by the time they do, it will have been too late. Only when they lose the one thing they love the most will then confess their true feelings. Beware the shackles of ice."

".......... What?" Juvia stared in confusion at the red haired fortune teller.

"All right," Rosa smiled, "who's next?"

"I guess I'll go next." Mirajane smiled. "What's my fortune? Is there anything in my future?"

"Let's see what the crystal ball has to say." Rosa replied, then began her small ritual again.

*Whee-woo*

"According to the crystal ball...................." Rosa stared deeply into her crystal ball, "You will play a part in someone else's story." She said. "Not a very good part, might I add."

"Wait, what?" Mira tilted her head in confusion. "That doesn't make much se-"

"Moving on," Rosa cut her off, "who will be next?"

"What about my fortune?" Mirajane whined. "I don't get it. What's it suppose to mean?"

"You there." Rosa looked over at Bisca. "I'll tell you your fortune next."

"That's great and all," Bisca smiled, "but what about my friend? She didn't-"

"Latsyrc llab, wohs em eht erutuf!"

*Whee-woo*

"According to the crystal ball...................."  Rosa said, ignoring Bisca's words, "you're cursed to a long time of humiliation and ridicule."

"Huh?" Bisca asked.

"Lot of diapers, for some reason.............." the red haired fortune teller muttered under her breath.

"Ooh! Ooh! Can I go next?" Asuka asked eagerly.

"You sure can, Little Lady." Rosa smiled. "And since you're such a little cutie, this one's on the house."

"All right~!" Asuka smiled. Then, Rosa concentrated on her crystal ball.

"Latsyrc llab, wohs em eht erutuf!"

*Whee-woo*

"According to the crystal ball...................."  Rosa said, "you're blessed with many wonderful adventures soon to come with good friends." She smiled. "However," Rosa went on, "sooner or later, there will come a time when your friends will get into a great qualm. When this happens, you WILL have to choose a side."

"That sounds...... ominous.........." Asuka said. "Kinda like the author's using you to foreshadow a future event......."

"Well, those are your fortunes." Rosa the Great smiled. "That'll be 3,600 jewels, please."

The three women looked among themselves.

"Are you kidding us!?" they exclaimed.

"Those were the worse fortunes Juvia ever heard!"

"My and Bisca's didn't even make any sense!"

"Come on, Sweetie," Bisca huffed as the girls got up and left, "this lady clearly doesn't know what she's doing."

"Coming, Mom." Asuka called as her mother and friends left the tent. The tiny cowgirl then reached into her pocket, held it inside a clenched fist, dropped it on the table, and left.

"Huh?" Rosa looked down on the table. There, she saw crumpled up money. "Aww~! How sweet of her~!"

~~

{Back outside}

"Can't believe she expected us to pay for those lame fortunes." Bisca muttered as the four girls headed back to the guild.

"Yeah." Mira nodded. "Sorry I dragged you girls all the way out here for this."

"It's fine, Mira." Juvia reassured her. "Juvia doesn't blame you. It's not your fault that that fortune teller was a scam."

"I don't know, I kinda liked her." Asuka chirped. As the girls walked along, they were unaware of the green eyes that watched their every step.

~~

"A scam, am I?!" Rosa glared angrily into her crystal ball from the safety of her tent. Then, she smiled as a devious idea crept into her mind. "I'll show those three not to mess with me~."

~~

Back with the girls, they decided to take their minds off the terrible experience.

"The trees are really nice this time of year, aren't they?" Mira smiled as the group slowed their pace down to casual walking.

"You're right, Mira." Bisca nodded in agreement. "They are."

"Yeah." Juvia nodded. "Juvia can't beLEAF how beautiful they are~." She joked. "Heeheehee~."

The girls all stopped to look at her.

"Was that.......... suppose to be a joke?" Mira stared at the blue haired rain woman awkwardly.

"Mommy, is Juvia feeling okay?" Asuka asked.

"I don't know, Asuka......." Bisca replied.

"What?" Juvia smiled. "Did Juvia leave you all...... STUMPED? Heeheeheehee~."

"...... Psht! Teeheehee~." All of a sudden, Mira burst into a fit of giggling. "Stumped! I get it! Because we're in the woods! Teeheehee~!"

"Not you too, Mira!" Bisca whined. "Great, am I gonna have to listen to this all the way back?"

"Come on, Bisca," Mira smiled, "I'm sure we'll GROW ON YOU sooner or later~."

"Heeheeheehee~!............. Yeah, Bisca," Juvia giggled, "don't be GUN-SHY."

"........... Those aren't funny." Bisca said, even though it took all of her willpower to not burst out laughing.

"Hey, I've got a good one~." Mira squealed. "Bisca, what do you use to kill a bee?"

"A...... can of bug spray?" Bisca replied.

"A BEE-BEE gun!" Mira said.

"......... Psht! Hahahahahaha! Bee-bee gun! Hahahahahahaha!" Bisca burst into a fit of laughter as well. "Hahahahahahahahaha!"

"Heeheeheeheehee!"

"Teeheeheeheeheehee!"

"I'm just gonna........ go on ahead...." Asuka said nervously, then quickly ran ahead as fast as her little legs could take her.

~~

"Now this is starting to get interesting~." Rosa chuckled softly. "Time to spice things up a little~."

~~

Back with the three girls from Fairy Tail, they were having the time of their life, telling jokes and laughing hysterically. Then, all of a sudden,

*Poof*

*Poof*

Clown noses appeared over each girl's nose. Juvia's was red in color, Mira's was white, and Bisca's was green.

"Hey, where'd these come from?" Juvia asked as she looked down at her clown nose.

"Teehee~." Mira smiled mischievously as an idea crossed her mind. She then reached her hand over to Juvia's nose and squeezed it.

*Honk*

"Teeheehee~!"

"Heeheehee~!" Both girls laughed hysterically.

"Hey, girls." Bisca's voice said. Both girls turned and looked at the green haired woman.

*Splat*

As soon as they turned, the two were nailed across the face with cream pies.

"Hehehe~! Got you both~!" Bisca giggled. "Hehehe.............. Hyuk, hyuk, hyuk~."

*Splat*

Bisca's victory was short-lived, however, as she was soon nailed in the face as well.

"Teeheehee~!"

"Hehehehehe~!"

"Hyuk, hyuk, hyuk~!"

As the trio laughed and wiped themselves off, they were oblivious to the changes happening to their bodies. All of a sudden, their peachy soft skin turned chalk-white, even as they wiped the pie cream off. As if that weren't bad enough, their clothes began to change.

With Juvia, the blue haired rain woman's blue coat dress suddenly turned into a blue leotard that reached up to her breasts. Around her waist, Juvia's skirt was turned into a hoop skirt with multi-colored petticoats underneath. On her feet, her brown high heels were now replaced by a pair of long clown shoes. On her hands, she now wore a pair of large, blue clown gloves. On her chalk-white face, blue stars decorated the rain woman's cheeks, she had blue lipstick applied over thick and puffy lips, and a nice blue shade of eye shadow under and around her blue eyes. To top the look off, Juvia's blue hair was now tied into a pair of hair buns with a few pink highlights.

Over with Mirajane, the white haired S-class wizard now wore a multi-colored maid uniform with pink stockings, a pair of white, comically-oversized clown gloves, and a pair of pink clown high heels. On her face, Mira now had pink lipstick applied onto puffy lips that puckered out greatly, pink swirls on her cheeks, and pink eye shadow around her eyes. Up top, her white hair was now tied into a pair of rainbow colored pig tails.

And lastly, the clown that stood clad in a purple 50's wrap dress with green polka dots, a pair of green clown gloves, and a pair of purple clown shoes. Her makeup consisted up pink pacifiers drawn on her cheeks, green lipstick on swollen lips, and green eye shadow. On top of her head, Bisca's long hair was now tied into a large beehive comb, adorned with multiple pink bows.

"Heeheehee~! Check us out, Ladies!" Juvia giggled as the girls looked down at themselves. "We looks SO silly~!

"Hyuk, hyuk, hyuk~! Yup~!" Bisca nodded in agreement. "We look super-duper silly~!"

Mira, on the other hand, was not paying attention to her friends, as she was too busy staring intently into a nearby puddle. There, she saw the most beautiful and lovely thing in the whole wide world. Herself.


"Heeheehee~!"

"Hyuk, hyuk, hyuk!"

Thinking of nothing else but giving herself a great, big smooch on her reflection, Mira landed face-first in the puddle. Even after standing back up and drying herself off, the makeup on her face remained bright and pink as normal.

"Hyuk, hyuk, hyuk!" Bisca giggled.

*Groooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwl*

"Oh............... my tummy doesn't feel good..........." the green haired clown girl groaned as she clenched her rumbling stomach.


Bisca then let out a loud fart, and flew five feet up into the air.

Bisca landed flat on her posterior.

*BOING*

As soon as she landed, Bisca's butt loud out a bouncing sound, making her two fellow clown friends giggle even more hysterically.

"Teeheehee~!"

"Hehehehehe~!"

"........ Hyuk, hyuk, hyuk~!" Not one to miss out on a good laugh, Bisca joined her friends in their fit of uncontrollable laughter. Then, an idea crossed Mira's mind.

"Hmm........... I wonder.........." the white haired clown maid pondered as she stared into her clown gloves.


She brought her hand to her face and planted a smooch on her clown glove. Mira then slowly approached her green haired clown friend from behind with a mischievous smirk.


Bisca received a heavy spank on the rear.


When Bisca's rump was smacked, her butt began inflating like a pair of balloons. Within minutes, the green-haired clown's rear was soon the size of two ginormous beach balls.

"Hyuk, hyuk, hyuk~! Looks like I've got a lot of junk in my trunk, huh?" Bisca laughed as she gave herself a good spank as well.

*Wobble*

*Jiggle*

*Jiggle*

Her giant rear wobbled and jiggled like gelatin.

"Ooh! Can ya do me next, Mira?" Juvia asked. "Give me the biggest pair of breasts possible!"

"One giant pair of hooters, coming right up~!" Mira smiled as she kissed both of her palms, and began fondling both of Juvia's breasts with one hand.

*Bwoomp*

Just like Bisca's butt, Juvia's breasts began inflating and growing as well.

"All right~!" Juvia smiled as she began hopping in place, causing her breasts to wobble around.

*Wobble*

*Wobble*

*Jiggle*

*Jiggle*

"Hyuk, hyuk, hyuk. That ain't very fair." Bisca said. "What about you, Mira? Aren't you gonna give yourself anything?"

"Teehee, almost forgot~!" Mira smiled sheepishly, then kissed her hand a third time and gave herself a good pat on the stomach.


*Pat*

*Pat*

As with her two other friends, Mira's stomach grew and expanded as well, making her look pregnant with several babies. No matter how fat she grew, however, Mira's maid uniform stretched as well to accommodate her.

"Hyuk, hyuk, hyuk~!" Check us out!" Bisca giggled. She had a huge badonka-donk, Juvia had a giant pair of breasts, and Mira had a giant tummy.

"Teeheehee~! Boing, boing, boing~!" Juvia snickered as she jumped in place, making her large breasts bounce and jump around.

*Boing*

*Boing*

*Boing*

"Hyuk, hyuk, hyuk~!"

*PFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTT*

Bisca let out on large fart after another.

"Heeheehee~!" Mira snickered and laughed hysterically as she watched her friends act foolishly.

Then, Juvia got an idea.

"Hey, I know~!" The blue haired clown woman smiled as she reached into her cleavage, and pulled out a small flier. "Check this out~!"

"Huh?" Bisca and Mira turned to their blue haired companion, and read the flier.

The Circus is in town for two days only! Bring your family to have the funniest, silliest time of your life!'

"A circus!" Mira's eyes lit up.

*PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTT*

"Sounds like fun!" Bisca giggled.

The three looked at each other, nodded in agreement, and headed to their new life as silly clowns.

~~~

{That night, at the circus}

"Hahahahahahaha!"

"Hahahahahahahaha!"

"Hahahahahahahaha!"

*Clap*

*Clap*

*Clap*

The circus tent was packed that night. Dozens of people pointed and laughed at the show before them.

In one side of the stage, Juvia was busy pulling eggs out of her cleavage and throwing them towards Mira, who was trying her best to juggle as many as she could. Though the white haired clown girl did manage to juggle a few eggs, a majority ended up lading all over her and her enormous tummy. At another end of the stage, Bisca was having the time of her life using her big booty as a pogo stick, bouncing around the tent while making occasional farting noises.

Behind the curtains, Rosa and Perla were discussing among themselves.

"So, Perla," Rosa smiled at her childhood friend, "I'm pretty sure I humiliated my girls more than you~."

"Oh, I don't know, Rosa," Dr. Perla replied, "I won't say anything until my cute, little, padded nurse has a shot~." she looked down at Wendy, who was busy chugging from a baby bottle full of milk, still clad in her nurse uniform.

"That could be arranged~." Rosa cooed. "Certainly wouldn't be the first favor I've done for someone today."

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{At the Connell residence}

"Huh? What's this?" Asuka asked as she found a small sticky note stuck to her bedroom door. She read the note:

'Dear Asuka,

Your little tip was a true act of kindness, and I appreciate it. So, as a small token of appreciation, I've left you a few gifts on your bed. Check them out.

Sincerely, Rosa the Great.'

"Gifts? Cool!" Asuka chirped as she entered her room.


Sure enough, on her bed, Asuka saw a few gifts for her. She saw a tiny red and white sphere, a pokeball, placed neatly on top of a pink hat identical to her own. Both items had a note stuck to them as well. The note on the hat read:

'A magical hat created by yours truly. Reach into it, and anything you can imagine will come out.'

"Anything?" Asuka chirped. Shen then closed her eyes and reached into the hat.

*crinkle*

*crinkle*

"Cool!" Asuka cheered as she pulled out a chocolate bar. Unwrapping the candy bar, Asuka then put the new hat in the place of her old hat, and ate her chocolate as she red the note stuck to the pokeball:

'A little friend that I'm sure you'd LOVE to meet.'

"Go pokeball!"


"Cubone!" In front of her, Asuka was now facing a new friend. The creature that stood in front of Asuka resembled a brown T-rex with a white belly. Over its head, the creature wore a large skull with two holes for its green eyes. On its right hand/paw, the creature clutched a long bone close.

"A Cubone?!" Asuka stared at her new companion in excitement.

"Cu! Cubone!" Cubone cheered as well. Asuka had now earned herself another friend.